So I was looking through pictures of Fashion Week and I noticed a trend. Roberto Cavalli, Prada and Alberta Ferritti, to name a few original brands, all decided to go with a certain… look:

I’m sure you want to look just like them. Well instead of spending thousands of dollars on this fleeting look, I’ve made this Do-It-Yourself plan just for you (Make sure to starve yourself at least five days before beginning this DIY):

1. Start out by getting ready for a night out on the town. Take your eyeliner and eye shadow and paint your eyes black, starting at the bags under your eyes and go all the way up to your eyebrows. Put your hair up in a bun applying cans of hairspray.

2. After having successfully applied your makeup, go on said night out on the town. While painting the town red, you must do the following:

– Make sure to drink ten times your weight in alcohol.

– Cry, making sure the eye shadow smudges all around your face.

– Start a fight, preferably a catfight.

– Makeout with someone, assuring messy knotted hair.

3. Go home and fall into bed without removing makeup or clothes. Make sure you toss and turn while sleeping.

4. Wake up to knotted, frizzy, messed up hair, bare lips, pale skin, slightly green complexion and smudged bloodshot eyes.

5. Hit Catwalk.


I crack myself up,

Laura Marianne

But it is better to fail in originality than to succeed in imitation.”

– Herman Melville (author of Moby Dick, 1851)